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So Horsed FC
So Horsed FC28 Jul 2026
So Horsed
Horsed
20
Crucibigballs
Opposition
WJob done.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

So Horsed edged a 2–0 win over Crucibigballs — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Sam C and Eddie E.

Craig R took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Drew's clean sheet with a few worldy saves. The keepers' union salutes you.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Drew S.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ozzy playing their striker a perfect through ball.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Drew's clean sheet with a few worldy saves

🫏 Donkey

Ozzy playing their striker a perfect through ball