A 5–1 battering of So Horsed that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Jack C (brace), James O, Matt S and Tom W.

Ash S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Matt's wonder strike of a finish.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for being sick "just a little bit" next to the goal.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.