Best we draw a veil over this one — Paggies ran riot, 0–7.

Not a single goal for Horsed. It happens.

Jack M took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — Jack's great saves stopping us from losing 14-0 rather than 7-0. The keepers' union salutes you.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for trying to lob the keeper from the halfway line….successfully did this… but also lobbed the nearby neighbourhood.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺