Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat WTB 5–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace), Chris L (brace) and James O.

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — James's wonder strike that pinged off the underside of the bar and in.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to the ref for giving the world's worst penalty decision.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.