Man Chest Hair edged it 4–5. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Jack C (4).

Jack C and Steven W ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James for being the assist king. Vision, genuinely.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adam for being a fucking Turk.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.