Best we draw a veil over this one — Texas Oldham ran riot, 0–6.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. File this under 'pure cinema' — The final whistle.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for being a pussy ass bitch and not playing when he was just sat at home.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.