Yum Yum battered Horsed 2–6. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Goals courtesy of Jack C and Eddie E.

Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Ash for shouting "I am fucking tracking him" and then that player scoring immediately.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for doing a 1-2 with his left and right foot which rolled to their striker.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺