Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Legends 5–3.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick) and Jack H (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Jack C, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack H for nutmegging / bundling his way through their team to score. Somebody console that defender.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Steve for getting nutmegged, and also hoofing the ball into the goal on the other pitch. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.