A 2–2 stalemate with Indigo FC. A point's a point.

Names in the book: Jack C and Eddie E.

Ash S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie's Cruyff turn. Filthy bit of skill.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref for informing us before the game that the opposition were allowed to swear at him because they're "uneducated". Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.