Horsed and Football Club FC couldn't be separated, finishing 1–1.

On the scoresheet: Chris L.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. Moment of the night — Adam running down the wing taking 2 players on with a cheeky nutmeg to top it off. Straight through the wickets.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for crossing the ball into Eddie's testicles.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.