Horsed edged a 3–2 win over Fire in the Hogg — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (hat-trick).

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Northy for saving the tall spastic striker's 1 on 1 with his face.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for nearly missing the game by locking himself in his own car. Honestly, harder to miss.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺