Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat The Gun 3–0.

Getting the goals: Jack C and Eddie E (brace).

Pick of the bunch: Chris L, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James for chipping the ball through a player's legs.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The Malta trio for not being able to run.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.