Waffle FC battered Horsed 1–6. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Names in the book: Jack C.

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie standing on the ball which led to him falling over and injuring himself.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for being our top scorer this week with two own goals. Scoring at the wrong end takes real dedication.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.