Horsed came up just short, going down 2–3 to Funky Bunch.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace).

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — George for booting the ball into the opposition's testicles so hard he had to go in goal.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan's head loss after conceding a penalty and kicking the ball away in 'frustration'. Honestly, harder to miss.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺