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Sheffield Tuesday
Opposition
WRomp.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Sheffield Tuesday never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 6–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace), Adam C (brace), James O and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Adam C, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Adam's brace.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adam's god awful attempt at a flick. Should've just passed it.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Adam's brace

🫏 Donkey

Adam's god awful attempt at a flick