Yum Yum never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 6–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick), James O, Chris L and Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Ash's double save, including a Seaman behind the back save. The keepers' union salutes you.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The oppo striker continually lifting up his shorts.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.