A 1–2 defeat to WTB BF. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Matt S.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. Worth the admission fee alone — Matt's screamer of a finish. Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The ref for giving a foul against Jack for a slide tackle on himself when he had the ball at his feet. Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.