Horsed edged a 2–0 win over Funky Bunch — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of James O and Eddie E.

Dan H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Dan's series of worldie saves. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for getting sent off for cuddling a child.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺