Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Yum Yum 2–0.

Getting the goals: Jack C and James O.

Pick of the bunch: Dan H, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — James for his unintended skill by missing it with his right foot and hitting it with his left, going perfectly to Jack. Somehow it all came off.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Dan H.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan / Jack: Dan for punting the ball above Jack's head multiple times, and Jack having a strop and catching the ball, narrowly avoiding a sin bin. Count to ten next time, eh.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.