Horsed nicked it 2–0 against Dribble FC.

Names in the book: Jack C (brace).

Eddie E ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie for getting told he was "pushing 40" by the oppo.

Ash S kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for taking a seat in the middle of the pitch.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.