Paggies Elite edged it 3–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

On the scoresheet: Jack C, Chris L and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. Moment of the night — Dan (The Pelican) for taking a shot to the balls and claiming it made him blind.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for blowing his nose as Eddie put him 1 on 1 and then Eddie shouting "James, stop blowing your fucking nose".

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.