Horsed edged a 7–4 win over Kid Lrob Reborn — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (4), James O (brace) and Chris L.

Ash S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Ash and Dan for having a little temper tantrum bitch off on the sideline during the game.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for getting tripped over by Casper the Ghost nowhere near the ball.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺