Horsed edged a 7–4 win over Kid Lrob Reborn — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (4), James O (brace) and Chris L.

Ash S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Ash and Dan for having a little temper tantrum bitch off on the sideline during the game.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for getting tripped over by Casper the Ghost nowhere near the ball. Not the graceful exit he'd planned.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺