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Horsed FC25 Nov 2025
Horsed
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BOMBACLATS
Opposition
DHonours even.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed and BOMBACLATS couldn't be separated, finishing 5–5.

Names in the book: Jack C (4) and James O.

James O and Adam C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Team effort for coming back from 3-1 down to 5-3 up within 10 minutes.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for getting sent off and threatened with being escorted off the premesis for calling the ref a blind wanker. In fairness, the ref was having his own nightmare.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Team effort for coming back from 3-1 down to 5-3 up within 10 minutes

🫏 Donkey

Dan for getting sent off and threatened with being escorted off the premesis for calling the ref a blind wanker