A workmanlike 3–0 over Six Offenders. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and James O.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash S. The highlight reel belongs to Jack's wonder strike on the volley that lobbed the keeper. Keeper didn't even move.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Ash S.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Wally with the Brolly Mary Poppins O'Kelly running to the game with his brolly open.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.