A 3–4 defeat to Champagne Super Rovers. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Chris L and Ryan.

Pick of the bunch: Ryan, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — James for sending a player for hot dogs with his silky skills. Filthy bit of skill.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for getting sin binned for saying a swear word, then getting sent off for refusing to go off and then kicking the goal post when he went off. Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.