Horsed nicked it 1–0 against Paggies Elite.

Names in the book: Chris L.

Adam C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Josh for finally showing up tonight and keeping a clean sheet in the prem. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for controlling it with his face when he would have been through.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.