A workmanlike 2–1 over WTB. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C and James O.

Man of the Match? No argument: Jack C. Worth the admission fee alone — Ash and Adam had beautiful flicks to Jack who didn't take the chances. Jack then scoring a screamer after their player shouted "he only has a right foot". Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Everyone.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.