A 0–3 defeat to Yum Yum. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: James O, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Adam's perfect top bins strike that left the keeper no chance... in the warm up. Ripped the net off.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ref for not spotting their player running so far in the box it was nearly an OG. Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.