GB RO United battered Horsed 3–7. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Goals courtesy of Jack C, Adam C and Matt S.

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Chris stepping over the ball on the edge of the area from Matt's pass, sending the keeper the wrong way and the ball rolling into the net.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for doing the worm as we were kicking off.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺