Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Bombacleats 3–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C, Ash S and Chris L.

Pick of the bunch: Matt S, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Ash taking on two players, passing to Jack, Jack nutmegging their guy for the 1-2, Ash with an outside of the boot finish. Somebody console that defender.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for taking one calendar year to leave the pitch after subbing off.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.