A goalless grind against Funky Bunch — the football peaked when the whistle freed everyone for a pint.

A goose egg going forward for Horsed.

Ash S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie's red card for running back and taking their player out as he was about to shoot.

Ash S kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for hitting the Artemis II space shuttle with his shooting.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.