Six Offenders battered Horsed 0–4. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. Moment of the night — Ref for stroking Adam's leg whilst down injured.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for turning a shot off target into a goal with a perfect Cruyff turn into the net.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.