Horsed came up just short, going down 0–2 to Champagne SR.

Not a single goal for Horsed. It happens.

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie for yeeting a guy into the fence.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for losing against the wind after 15 seconds and shouting "Oh it's quite difficult running into the wind".

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺