Rutts Our FC never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 7–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick), James O (brace), Chris L and George P.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James for kicking a spare ball at the match ball perfectly as their player ran through.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for managing to sky the ball over the trees.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.