Wally FC edged it 1–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Eddie E.

Ash S ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — James for playing hop-scotch with another ball as he was through on goal.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for not coming to the pub as he was painting the guttering.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.