FC FC never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 6–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick), Adam C, James O and Chris L.

Pick of the bunch: Adam C, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Their defender doing a through ball to Jack for him to finish with the outside of the boot. Served up on a plate.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for doing the hard work by getting down to the shot but then allowing it to go through his arms. Jack for passing to a More Horsed player on the other pitch.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.