Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to More Horsed.

Goals courtesy of Jack C.

Ash S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Charlotte for telling the ref to back off when he had a go at James's shooting.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for confusing the shirts and passing to the players in white.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺