More Horsed and Champagne Super Rovers couldn't be separated, finishing 1–1.

On the scoresheet: Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. File this under 'pure cinema' — George's De Bruyne - like passing all game.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for just letting the ball roll in from Aiden's shot of all people. Goalkeeping is a thankless art.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.