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Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Best we draw a veil over this one — Ballerz ran riot, 1–6.

Goals courtesy of George P.

George P took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for booting the ball at George for absolutely no reason.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for throwing a hissy fit and leaving halfway through the game. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Ash for booting the ball at George for absolutely no reason

🫏 Donkey

Dan for throwing a hissy fit and leaving halfway through the game