A 2–3 defeat to Wally FC. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Getting the goals: Isaac B and Ben H.

Pick of the bunch: Isaac B, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Isaac's backheel through ball for Ben's great finish. All the striker had to do was nod.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for doing a dragback onto the next pitch.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.