More Horsed nicked it 2–0 against Pathetic Athletic.

Names in the book: Eddie E and Ben H.

Eddie E ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie for jumping out the way of a body check and sending the player for hot dogs.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George and Eddie for tackling each other on the edge of their D.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.