More Horsed came up just short, going down 2–3 to 341 FC.

On the scoresheet: George P and Ben H.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash B. One for the scrapbook — George's screamer of a goal. Keeper didn't even move.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Craig for skying the ball over the bar whilst 1 on 1 with Josh. Honestly, harder to miss.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.