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More Horsed FC
More Horsed FC8 Apr 2025
More Horsed
Horsed
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WTB
Opposition
DStalemate.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A goalless grind against WTB — the football peaked when the whistle freed everyone for a pint.

Not a single goal for More Horsed. It happens.

Josh M took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Josh's 1 on 1 save. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Josh M kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for slicing the ball up the pitch like a Victoria Sponge.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Josh's 1 on 1 save

🫏 Donkey

Josh for slicing the ball up the pitch like a Victoria Sponge