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More Horsed FC8 Apr 2025
More Horsed
Horsed
0–0
WTB
Opposition
DStalemate.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A goalless grind against WTB — the football peaked when the whistle freed everyone for a pint.
Not a single goal for More Horsed. It happens.
Josh M took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Josh's 1 on 1 save. Pure larceny between the sticks.
Josh M kept a clean sheet — alert the press.
Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for slicing the ball up the pitch like a Victoria Sponge.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺