More Horsed nicked it 1–0 against Lads on Toure.

Names in the book: Isaac B.

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — George's silky skills taking three people out of the game at once. Showboating, and we're here for it.

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ben for milking paternity leave.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.