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WTB GF
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 1–5 hammering by WTB GF. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to George fucking crunching a player on the edge of our box... that player was Ash.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for parking his car poorly, leading to it getting smashed into.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

George fucking crunching a player on the edge of our box... that player was Ash

🫏 Donkey

Jack M for parking his car poorly, leading to it getting smashed into