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More Horsed FC16 Jun 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
20
Bombacleats
Opposition
WJob done.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

More Horsed nicked it 2–0 against Bombacleats.

Names in the book: Eddie E and Ryan F.

John M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to George flattened their best player with a clean tackle, for once.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Josh M.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ryan for missing a 1-on-1, then — after the keeper rolled it back for another go — missing that one too. Honestly, harder to miss.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

George flattened their best player with a clean tackle, for once

🫏 Donkey

Ryan for missing a 1-on-1, then — after the keeper rolled it back for another go — missing that one too