So Horsed lost 0–3 to Horsed. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: George P and Sam C, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — George's great keeping skills. Hands like flypaper.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Joe for kicking the wrong ball and letting Jack through on goal.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.