Horsed edged it 0–3. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

So Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: George P and Sam C, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — George's great keeping skills. Hands like flypaper.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Joe for kicking the wrong ball and letting Jack through on goal. Scoring at the wrong end takes real dedication.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.