So Horsed edged a 3–1 win over Lads on Toure — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Tom S, Craig R and Jay.

Sam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Sam for nutmegging the fruit & veg guy twice. Somebody console that defender.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Haydn for massaging his arse with a vibrator before the match.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺