A 0–1 defeat to More Horsed. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

A goose egg going forward for So Horsed.

Maca ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Haydn the machine for not injuring anyone.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Drew for getting nutmegged by the More Horsed donkey for the goal. Megged, and it'll be brought up forever.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.