Best we draw a veil over this one — Man Chest Hair ran riot, 2–7.

Getting the goals: Sam C and Haydn H.

Pick of the bunch: Drew S, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Haydn for fucking up his head for the Horsed cause.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to All memories of the game wiped from memory so nobody knows.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.